Three guys die together and go to Heaven While there St. Peter tells them that there is one and only rule. Do not Step on the Ducks. AS they enter heaven there are millions of Ducks everywhere. On the very first day the first man steps on a duck and as punishment is chained to the ugliest woman he has ever set eyes on for eternity. On the second day the second man does the same and is chained up. The third man seeing his two friends in misery decides he must be very careful so for two months he makes sure to be cautious and he never steps on any Ducks. Then one day St Peter comes up to him and shackles him to the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. The man says "wow I don't know what I did to deserve being hand-cuffed to you for eternity" The woman replies "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a Duck"