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  1. it all goes down at 6pm ET today. condo association annual meeting. wife is gonna drop some bombs. we've had a few owners reach out to us in support.
  2. prez of the board has now completely disbanded the facebook group. there will be no further dissent allowed expressed by the rabble.
  3. update: board president has DELETED my wife's post asking people to vote against what the board is asking for.
  4. wife has opened up a proxy fight with the board. getting entertaining.
  5. the attorneys they've hired used the phrase "building reparations" instead of "building repairs" in their filed motion. you don't have to be a lawyer to know these guys are hacks.
  6. have any of you ever had run-ins with local pseudogovernment, like a condo association board? i'm so mad right now i could puke. the blind leading the blind and the ones who can see are not being heard. i guess the blind are deaf as well? this isn't some petty dispute over illegal flower pots on the porch or something.. this is the two attorneys in the association, but not on the board (my wife being one of them) having no confidence in the attorneys the board has hired to fight a huge lawsuit on our behalf against our corporate overlords, and the board refusing to listen. oh, and also asking for a $3500 assessment per unit to pay for the idiots. even as a lay person (non-lawyer), i could read from their motion that they're morons. oh, and the vote on whether this assessment is fair is going to probably be determined by proxy before our meeting to discuss it even starts on monday.
  7. i've got a good one: sam.
  8. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA best joke yet.
  9. An old gentleman marries a lady who is much younger than he is. They love each other very much, but their sex life is bad. No matter how hard the husband tries, his wife never reaches orgasm. They decide to go to a marriage counselor to ask for advice. The counselor says, "Hire a strong young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man give your wife a foot massage. That will help her relax and should bring on an orgasm." They go home and follow the counselor's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he massages the wife's feet while they make love. However, it doesn't help, and she is still unable to climax. They return to the counselor. "Okay," the counselor says to the husband, "let's reverse it. Have the young man make love to your wife while you massage her feet." So they go home and follow the counselor's advice. The young man gets into bed with the wife while the husband massages her feet. The young man is very enthusiastic; he makes love to the wife with skill and grace. His firm muscles knead her supple flesh. She bites his shoulder and draws blood. They devour each other like hungry animals, and after a half hour of intense pumping and moaning, the wife has an ecstatic, screaming orgasm that starts the neighbor's dog barking and sets off every car alarm on the block. The husband smiles, looks at the young man, and says triumphantly, "See, asshole? THAT'S how you give a foot massage!"
  10. how about let's keep partisan political humor out of this lighthearted thread, which should be a break from the crap you spew in the OT 16 hours a day.
  11. a frenchman, an american, and an irishman sit down at a bar to have a beer. several minutes later, a fly comes along and lands in the frenchman's beer. "SACRE BLEU! what iz zis! get me anozher one!" says the frenchman. the men continue drinking. a few minutes later, another fly comes along and lands in the american's beer. he picks it up, examines it, flicks the fly off the top and sends it to the floor, shrugs his shoulders, and keeps on drinking. finally, a fly comes along and lands in the irishman's beer. the irishman grows red. he pinches the fly by its neck, holds it over the glass, and shouts, "SPIT IT OUT, ya BASTARD!!"
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